By Mike Carron
Do you like to go hard and long? Can you last all night? Then this CD is for you. Hard House Seven is non-stop hard-core house seasoned with progressive and booty. The tracks are short and the beats are repetitive. Could you ask for anything more?
Each of the 32 tracks are so alike that when you get halfway through the disc you wonder if you accidentally restarted it. The only track that even leaves a slight impression is Poogie Bear’s "Happy Together." The infamous song has been redone on what sounds like an electric organ. It is painful to hear, but you will find yourself humming it against your wishes.