Editors, the Gauntlet, Re: "Go back to Atlanta, Stop embarrassing our crappy town," Oct. 14, 1999 I can’t believe the way you’ve slagged our beloved hometown heroes, the Flames. Maybe Mr. Osentоn doesn’t realize that a team worthy of greatness can’t be built over night. It takes time and vigilance, not to mention some shrewd… Continue reading Flames don’t suck, YOU (the Gauntlet) suck
Editors, the Gauntlet,Re: “Gauntlet worse than Hitler,” this obviously deranged little child. “You are the reason kids are killing kids?” I would suggest that perhaps it is HE who kills kids, with his acidity and tomfoolery. He does no good in this world. Whereas the Gauntlet does much good. Such as your often insightful TLFs,… Continue reading Gauntlet doesn’t suck, YOU suck, says reader
By Kyle Young
A little-known pet project of the Philosophy Department was violently thrust into the spotlight this week. It was leaked that the department is attempting to procure the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. The tree is best known for its pivotal role in mankind’s banishment from the Garden of Eden. According to one source,… Continue reading Inna gadda da vida
Since the departure of Dinos men’s hockey Head Coach Tim Bothwell, there has been a void in our lives. Frankly speaking, Bothwell’s dash to the greener pastures of a National Hockey League left Dinos fans in a strange state of uncertainty. While increased alcohol consumption by all concerned was the first step to dealing with… Continue reading Sights narrow in coach hunt
By Еvan Osentоn
After a controversial 17-hour meeting on March 28, the Canadian Intercollegiate Athletic Union New Sport Accreditation Council announced the certification of Twister as a varsity sport. The decision to accredit the popular Milton Bradley game instantly resonated throughout the country as 165 universities and colleges–including the University of Calgary–announced their intent to participate in the… Continue reading Varsity twister?