By Kyle Young
As much as I would rather not editorialize the same subject as every other paper across the globe this week–that is, America’s foreign policy–the temptation is too great and the lapses of intelligence too significant to ignore. However, it’s not the United States that deserves our attention this time, it’s their detractors, specifically France, and… Continue reading France pointing fingers in wrong direction
By Kyle Young
Cheese can be a wonderful thing. It goes well with wine and crackers. However, not all cheese is equal. Some cheeses simply smell rank, and some taste like a salted, used, French Foreign Legion army sock that’s been pickled in cat urine. This is precisely the kind of cheese to be found in Reggae Lasting… Continue reading Reggae Lasting Love Songs, Various Artists
By Kyle Young
This album can best be described as dark techno, of the better kind. Exodus is extremely well produced and shows enormous amounts of both talent and future potential. Though there are moments that sound like they belong more in a club than on this CD, the majority of the tracks manage to show a level… Continue reading Andy Hunter, Exodus
By Kyle Young
Do you like egg nog? Does it annoy you that it only comes out around winter? Are you the kind of person who tries to freeze it and make it last all year? If so, then you know the feeling of finding something that is way past the expiry date, which is exactly the way… Continue reading Snow, Two Hands Clapping
By Kyle Young
It says enough about this album that it has four versions of its single, “The Ketchup Song,” one of which is the Karaoke version. This song is being billed as the next “Macarena,” which begs two questions: Why would anybody want to cause another “Macarena?” And what does any of this have to do with… Continue reading Las Ketchup, Hijas Del Tomate
It’s a difficult thing, being beautiful. What’s more difficult however, is judging beauty, but we here at the Gauntlet strive to overcome even the most difficult of obstacles for you, our valued reader.How do we judge beauty you ask? Well it all starts with the judges. Academic Probation Editor Kyle Young and Sports Editor Mike… Continue reading Who’s hot… who’s not
By Kyle Young
As you may or may not recall, AP made a seemingly outrageous claim earlier in the year that there was a correlation between Evil and facial hair (Evil people do not shave, September 9, 2002). Many scoffed, some even assumed we were joking. Well, you’ll soon be taking back all the cruel and nasty comments… Continue reading Santa be evil
By Kyle Young
The exploits of the Ferret Rescue and Education Society have been well documented in past issues of the Gauntlet, (Alberta Ferret Society copes as evil volunteers try to wrest control, September 5, 2002), however, it seems as though this benevolent charity group may have gotten a bad wrap. As it turns out, FRES is in… Continue reading Ferrets be saved
By Kyle Young
Does your head hurt from all your school work? This won’t help. Kyle’s evil and made this hard. If you need help, click here for answers.Across1. Knowledge for the initiated5. If you eat too much protein you may get 8. When hippies make money and start dressing nice9. A bad place to be in a… Continue reading If your brain isn’t fried enough already…
By Kyle Young
“The vanity of others offends our taste only when it offends our vanity”– Friedrich NietzscheWhen we first set out to gain an understanding of the world of Fetish culture, I expected that the greatest barrier I would find was my own personal bias on the subject. Surprisingly enough, after giving the subject a fair and… Continue reading What turns you on?