The Tazmanian Ballroom

By Ryan Laverty

This is not high school. It is no longer cool to carry weapons or drink coolers because they have a higher alcohol percentage. In the same breath, it is not cool to go the Tazmanian Ballroom.

There once was a time when the Taz was a cool place to hang out, shoot pool, listen to pumpin’ music and dance, but those days are long gone. This place has been in a downward spiral for years, and just when you think it couldn’t possible get any worse, another fight breaks out.

A helpful piece of advice: avoid this place unless you enjoy getting drunk. Punch drunk.

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