University, bad points and all, are the key to success

Every year at this time students question their enrollment at this fine institution. It’s easy to see why: the tuition deadline was last week, hefty credit card bills arrived in the mail to further erode bank accounts, parking is a bitch, and crowded hallways are worse. And so, students are left to wonder, is it… Continue reading University, bad points and all, are the key to success

We see your nose growing, Pinochet

It took 15 minutes to read the gruesome details of the torture charges against General Augusto Pinochet in the British Court. Bowstreet Magistrate’s Court will decide whether or not the former military dictator can be extradited to Spain to face criminal charges for human rights atrocities. There are a number of legal hoops to jump… Continue reading We see your nose growing, Pinochet

The Untold Story of East Timor

East Timor is burning. The bodies of Timorese people are being found daily–macheted to death and dripping in blood. Journalists, UN officials, and even the clergy have failed to escape the violence. Who are the people wielding the blades and how long has innocent blood been staining the soil of this tiny island? In past… Continue reading The Untold Story of East Timor

Plague strikes SU

Woe to the students of MacEwan Hall, for the headless staircase has struck again! Yes, it was one of those nights, those frigid Calgary nights, where the frost nips at the genitals of the wanton prostitutes, and the fumble-fingered johns… yes, it was one of those nights.And though the students of MacEwan Hall were safely… Continue reading Plague strikes SU