Emergency quiz

By Anna Chan

Anything can happen out of the blue on any given day, especially given drunken circumstances. This said, you ever wonder how you would react in an emergency? Take this quick quiz and find out!1. During an emergency, you should call:a) 911b) 310–1010c) Loudly, of course.d) Ghostbusters!2. EMS stands for:a) Emergency Medical Serviceb) Eardrum Mold Syndromec)… Continue reading Emergency quiz

Master Ooh will

By Kyle Young

Students are in for a treat this week when special guest lecturer Zen Master Ooh comes to campus. Master Ooh is giving a presentation to students on the chi of that most primal human past-time, sex.In particular, Master Ooh will address the concerns of the female campus population as Bermuda Shorts Day approaches, as many… Continue reading Master Ooh will

The very long goodbye

By Вen Li

It seems not so long ago when I made my first tentative steps online using my Multimedia PC1-compliant IBM PS/1. There were no home broadband or DSL connections, wireless LANs, or cell phones with ICQ, just Hayes-compatible modems chugging out text at 14,400 bits per second from a downtown server with not much more total… Continue reading The very long goodbye

Not just another fifth-year story

By Kris Kotarski

“Training, pushing yourself through training-that’s not fun,” says Joe Loucks with a sombre expression. “This year I really had to tailor my time at Baron’s Court because of school and work.”Sad but true: Loucks is leaving the Dinos. The five-year veteran of varsity wrestling finally has to say goodbye to his teammates, the competition and… Continue reading Not just another fifth-year story

Track and Field

By Sean Nyilassy

Talent: A-From sprinters to throwers, distance runners to jumpers, the 2001/02 chapter of Dinos track and field proved to the country that they can trade punches with anyone. Be it Canada West Athlete of the Year Samantha Anderson who placed second-and should’ve won the whole damn thing-in the CIS pentathlon, or Darren Clarke who played… Continue reading Track and Field

Men’s Hockey

By Еvan Osentоn

Talent: BOh, there’s no shortage of talent on this team. It sure is great that Calgary beats UBC and Brandon more often than not, but in order to go anywhere in the CIS they must step up their game. The most pressing area in need of improvement is defence-the team’s Achilles heel. Mike Muzechka managed… Continue reading Men’s Hockey