By Kate Foote
Doing laundry sucks. The monotony of it all, combined with the sinking feeling there are a plethora of more deserving ways to waste your time makes for a generally unpleasant experience. However, if the chore is spiced up with one of the countless detergents engineered to smell like an orgy of assorted fruits and a… Continue reading Music Interview: No use for a headline
At first glance, the noir and the musical appear too disparate to successfully merge. After all, where noirs are all about heavy narration, metaphor and grisly themes, musicals boast flamboyant choreography, colourful sets and suspension of belief. Upon closer examination, however, the two genres aren’t so incompatible: in the end they both come down to… Continue reading Theatre Preview: Little Mercy excessively good
By Ryan Pike
Death touches us all, whether we like it or not. At some point every living thing on this planet will die, but those inanimate objects have a free ride, until now. With their latest production, Famous Puppet Death Scenes, The Old Trout Puppet Workshop and One Yellow Rabbit aim to prove inanimate objects are no… Continue reading Theatre Preview: Getting revenge on creepy puppets
Penis. Vagina. Boobs. Balls. Dirty Sanchez. Eiffel Tower. Cleveland Steamer. Rusty Trombone. Jack Hammer. Reverse Cowgirl. Skeletor. Leap Frog. Italian Chandelier. Black Bee. Harvey Wallbanger. Drilling for Oil. By Eiffel Tower, most people would be blushing or giggling, but the ever calm, collected, accepting and informative Sue Johanson can go on for longer than you… Continue reading Sex Interview: Sue spills the sex beans
By Geoff Cano
By Nisha Patel
Student representatives are holding their breath after a post-secondary education and skills summit last week, with high hopes it caught the attention of the federal government. The Council of the Federation, which represents governments of the 10 provinces and three territories, assembled on Feb. 24 in Ottawa to host a conference for education stakeholders from… Continue reading Student leaders holding their breath
The results are in and University of Calgary blood donors earned their cookies and juice. The U of C placed second in the first annual Western Canada Blood Challenge, losing to the University of Saskatchewan, but beating the University of Alberta. The challenge was a race between schools to see who could donate the most… Continue reading We come to steal your blood
By Greg Ellis
“We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That’s what I’m telling you.” -George W. Bush President George W. Bush is always one to lend a helping hand. Even if you don’t ask for it. What he says can be misconstrued by the left-wing media, as can the… Continue reading Political Lexicon mark zwei