This editorial (see photo) was originally published in the Gauntlet on July 15, 1993.
We, the current editorial board, decline to comment on whether or not we agree with the content of this piece. We do, however, commend our predecessors on using “drunk-guy-vomitting-all-over-his-once-a-year-cowboy-vest-on-a-C-Train-witnessing” in a sentence. Well done.
This lovely editorial was brought to our attention by The Walrus. We are eternally grateful. We have all our old issues stacked in the office, full of humorous antics like this adjective-filled editorial.