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By Robert Granger

Wanted: Aspiring politicians from the faculties of Education, Kinesiology and Social Work. Said folk are urged to apply for a position as a Student Academic Assembly Faculty Representative.Students’ Union Chief Returning Officer Lia Rogers is eagerly awaiting the submission of declaration nominations (i.e., statement of candidacy).“There are still many positions open as of today–we only… Continue reading Wanted: aspiring politicians

By Kim Stock

It’s late at night. You’re walking alone on campus and it’s dark.Suddenly from behind, an assailant grabs you. You’re panic stricken and just don’t know what to do. Is this one of your fears? Well, fear no more, for Safe and Sound is here.Safe and Sound is a University of Calgary program that helps people… Continue reading Safe and Sound for one low cost

By Corky Thatcher

Lady friends, please put down those YM, Seventeen and Cosmo mags andallow me to give you some valuable boy-snagging advice for the coming months.Bisexuality in females is the cool new fashion trend!It has come to my attention that today’s young women are desperatelyand unhappily short of snares, tricks and other wiles for catching the masculineobjects… Continue reading Get that Hottie

By Jan Creaser

"Hello again. I’m Professor Jan Allgood and this is my colleague Dr. Brain. In this week’s edition of Wild University, we investigate a new practice that began one year ago-U of C 101: The Introduction. This first segment of footage was taken Thurs., Sept. 3 at 3 p.m. Dr. Brain, would you care to elaborate… Continue reading The Migration

By Jan Creaser

Thump! Thump! Thump! "Hello, and welcome to this week’s edition of Wild University. Dr. Brain and I are currently making our way through the University of Calgary Fees Office on an excursion to view an annual phenomenon here on campus. A little history, Dr. Brain?" "Thank you, Professor. The particular migration pattern we are witnessing… Continue reading New specimens

By Gavin Schafer

He sits in the serenity of an unassuming office examining a book meant only for a chosen few. The soft lilt of classical music evokes a sense of calm before the storm. Not unlike a general preparing for war, his confident demeanour cannot hide the fear of the unknown.In one week, his troops will don… Continue reading Marching the troops up Vanier Ridge