By Bo Rhodes
How are you? I am fine. It has recently come to my attention that you believe that all the cows on earth belong to you. This is good. You see, my city has a great dilemma on its hands and I believe that you will be the answer to our little… problem. Our city–already the… Continue reading We’ve got yer cows right here!
By Bo Rhodes
Oh my gawd! They are like, so dreamy! Mytown is yet another boy band in an oh-so long line of all-male groups. With their self-titled release, Mytown has accomplished something that few other boy-bands have yet to do. This Irish quartet has written the majority of the songs which appear on this disc. Although the… Continue reading Mytown – Self-titled
By Bo Rhodes
James Wong makes his feature film directorial debut in what will most likely be the end to a potentially great career. To say Final Destination is bad would be an understatement of gargantuan proportions. It is easily the Ishtar of the year 2000. Final Destination starts with an oh-so-common high school trip to Paris. While… Continue reading Final Destination: Straight to video
By Bo Rhodes
Imagine being my friend! I’m traveling every month and coming back and everyone says, ‘Oh no. Don’t tell us anymore stories.’ I’ve gotten desperate now. I have to fly 10 hours to Canada for fresh blood and I’m gonna make you suffer tonight with my travel stories. Each and every one of you. What can… Continue reading Lonely traveler very popular
By Bo Rhodes
What happened to the sound? The sound of happiness? The sound of bliss? The sound of ska? The sound of King Apparatus? With the re-release of the band’s previous albums, King Apparatus and Marbles, Canada’s premier ska band is back with a vengeance. "[It’s] a chance to celebrate the re-release. It gives us a chance… Continue reading King Apparatus: They’re back
By Bo Rhodes
People are probably wondering why a movie entitled Reindeer Games is being released after the Christmas movie glut. The answer to this oh-so profound question is, "so the holiday season wasn’t ruined." Director John Frankenheimer’s (The Manchurian Candidate, Ronin) latest creation is such a bad movie, it’s hard to pick the one thing that makes… Continue reading Don’t join in all these Reindeer Games
By Bo Rhodes
Do you remember the glam-rock band Nelson? No? Well then you sure as hell won’t remember their father, Rick Nelson. This Rock and Roll Hall of Famer passed away in 1985, only to release an album 15 years after his death. Performed at Los Angeles’ Universal Theatre, A Night To Remember is a night to… Continue reading A Night to Remember — Rick Nelson
By Bo Rhodes
Maniacal cackling fills your ears as the hyena circles around you. The warm, carrion-stench of its breath fills your nostrils and you know that the end is near. The powerful teeth tear at your soft flesh, as you clutch your heart and scream at the sky. This is love in all its glory and the… Continue reading I bring you love
By Bo Rhodes
By Bo Rhodes
You probably don’t know who he is and you probably don’t know what he’s done. For rookie middle linebacker PJ Shea that’s just fine. As far as he’s concerned he "didn’t do anything special this year." "Special" would refer to the team-leading 50 individual tackles Shea completed. As a matter of fact, he finished in… Continue reading PJ the Destroyer