By Esau
Month: October 1999
Mr. Boxhead
By Kasia
Evil Physics Chicken
By Kris Arrison
Priapism
By Еvan Osentоn
People are bastards
By Dave McLean
The typical scenario starts like this: you call in to register, you get half the classes you need, maybe one you don’t want, and days worth of hassle just trying to figure out what you’re going to do to remedy your situation. So, you trudge off to your friendly faculty advisor to wait in line… Continue reading People are bastards
Waist Deep in Hookers and Coke
“Want a beer?” asks Dad. “Man to man. We’ll have a beer.”He promptly pulls a Pilsner from the fridge–supercan, no less–and pours two glasses. And then it strikes me: I’m going to see Ben Folds Five in five hours. Was it poignant that my dad offered me a Pil before I left to see a… Continue reading Waist Deep in Hookers and Coke
Cascade Hall is a big joke
Editors, the Gauntlet,Re: “New residence unveiled,” Sept. 30, 1999 Fri., Sept. 24 was the grand opening of the new residence building called Cascade Hall. It was implied in the article that all of the residents enjoy our new home. I feel however a point of view form another resident is needed. It is true that… Continue reading Cascade Hall is a big joke
Gauntlet doesn’t suck, YOU suck, says reader
Editors, the Gauntlet,Re: “Gauntlet worse than Hitler,” this obviously deranged little child. “You are the reason kids are killing kids?” I would suggest that perhaps it is HE who kills kids, with his acidity and tomfoolery. He does no good in this world. Whereas the Gauntlet does much good. Such as your often insightful TLFs,… Continue reading Gauntlet doesn’t suck, YOU suck, says reader
Gauntlet misconstrued
Editors, the GauntletRe: “Gauntlet worse then Hitler,”Letter, Sept. 30, 1999.I would personally like to thank J. Svendson for his/her letter of last week.S/he did what I have always wanted to do, and lambasted the Gauntlet for what it is: a crap-ass student newspaper. I have been wondering why I never managed to compose my attack… Continue reading Gauntlet misconstrued
Y2K is Y2 complicated
By Nassr Awada
With all this jazz about what everyone will be doing on New Years Eve, and all the hype of how the Year 2000 will turn out to be, there are bigger issues facing students on this campus this Winter semester. First, the Block Week students aren’t sure about what y2k will have in store for… Continue reading Y2K is Y2 complicated