WWF: The Music, Vol 5

By Kris Kotarski

The Rock singing gospel music? The Rock rapping? Holy shit! How do I start this? Can I say we should lay the smackdown on this piece of crap? Or maybe I should take this CD, turn the son-of-a-bitch sideways and stick it straight up BMI’s candy ass. They’re the ones that released this crap, and they deserve it. The Rock says that it’s tough to be the Rock. Well, no shit. It’s tough to be me too when I’m listening to this CD. I wish the guy would just stick to wrestling and acting. Other gems on the record include WWF entrance themesÑwhich, while generally boring, are nowhere near as offensive as the Rock.