Month: October 2007

Teen-Mother Burger™This burger is worth dropping out of school for with an extra plump patty nestled like a lump between the buns. As a bonus, every Teen-Mother Burger™ comes with a coupon for a Dream-Killing Mistake Baby Burger™ and offer of a permanent position with our Burger Artists™, valid up to six months down the… Continue reading B&W: The New Burger Family

By Cam Cotton-O’Brien

In April, I applied for an internship with a local newspaper, but despite offering to work for free, I didn’t get the job. Satisfied with being well on my way to becoming the failed journalist I have always dreamed of, I decided it was time to take steps towards the fulfilment of my other ambition… Continue reading An Indian summer

By Robyn Luff

The University of Calgary Dinos field hockey squad came out strong in Edmonton, putting up two ties against the University of Alberta Pandas Sep. 29 and 30. A disappointing 0-4 season start by losing two games each to perennial Canada West powerhouses the University of Victoria and University of British Columbia, left the young team… Continue reading Dinos field hockeyers tie it up over the weekend

By Gauntlet Contributor

With a playoff berth a long-shot at best, the University of Calgary Dinos entered play last weekend with a mission. Needing to pick up as many points as possible against tough provincial rival the University of Lethbridge was their goal. The men’s soccersaurs entered Saturday’s game with a mark of 1-4-1, a record leaving them… Continue reading The playoffs are a long way off

By Derek Neumeier

On paper, everything looked to be in favour of the Calgary Flames last season. After coming off of a surprising run to the Stanley Cup final in 2004 and comfortably finishing atop the toughest division in the nhl in 2006, the Flames found an impressive winning formula built around hard work and defensive grit. The… Continue reading Gauntlet Sportspinions: Keenan’s krazy!

By Jon Roe

The University of Calgary Dinos football team turned the ball over seven times in their third loss in a row, dropping to 1-3 on the season against the University of Alberta Golden Bears Sat., Sep. 29. The Dinos have lost five games in a row to the Bears in the regular season, dating back to… Continue reading Dinos footballers lose again and again

By Derek Neumeier

The hiring of a new coach to a sports team is often a cause for understandable excitement. It’s used as a means of positive change and newfound prosperity, as a new coach brings a fresh assessment of the team’s situation and the a chance to improve upon the work done by their predecessor. Last season,… Continue reading Goyette’s girls get ready to go for greatness

By Amanda Hu

It was a no-score, no-win weekend for the University of Calgary lady soccersaurs Sep. 29 and 30. After two matches against the Lethbridge Pronghorns away and at home, neither team was able to assert enough of an offensive grip to make a goal, leaving the Dinos slightly ahead of the ‘Horns by one point in… Continue reading Soccersaurs call it an all-nil weekend

By Amanda Hu

The University of Calgary men’s and women’s golf teams made a symbolic hole-in-one after both captured the Alberta Colleges Athletic Conference championships Sep. 28 and 29. Teeing off at the par 72 River Bend Golf Course in Red Deer, the weekend began with a slow start for the golfosauruses as opponents–including the favoured Mount Royal… Continue reading Dinos golfers capture ACAC championship