Ed. Note: Don’t forget to check the dates, so you read the right sign. Aries (April 17-May 11) You should be coming into some money, so ahead and get that plastic surgery you’ve been thinking about. Plus, it can only help when you become a fugitive after the weekend. Fake ID and a pair of… Continue reading Horoscopes By Clancy Russel and Phoenix Sidney
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Ed. Note: The North Star today is not the North Star of 2000 years ago. As a result, the dates of the zodiac have changed, and while most astrologists refuse to acknowledge this, AP has decided to break with tradition and adopt the modern dates for the zodiac. In addition, our astronomy expert has informed… Continue reading Horoscopes By Clancy Russel and Phoenix Sidney
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Aries (April 17-May 11)Richard Nixon is still secretly holding that old grudge against you. Don’t sweat it though, you only gave him what he had coming anyways. You should know that we think you should buy a lottery ticket Friday. You should also know that the lottery board paid us to say that.Taurus (May 12-June… Continue reading Horoscopes