By Craig Norman
So maybe not everyeone is a comic geek. A lot of people don’t understand the obssession and the enthusiasm surroudning the phenomena that are comics. They don’t get the pleasure of curling up to a Adventures of Supreman or the Uncanncy X-Men at night and drifting off to sleep with heroes and villains fighting their… Continue reading BLAM! POW! ZOWIE!
By Craig Norman
By Craig Norman
The intro music sounds, a swirling globe appears and before you can say "tennis elbow," a buxom nude blonde is standing amidst a locker room full of equipment and jerseys discussing basketball scores and the no fair catch rule.Although this may appear highly unusual to most, it’s just another broadcast for Holly Weston, in the… Continue reading Bursting with beauty
By Craig Norman
By Craig Norman
As fans of alcohol and the Simpsons alike, we felt it necessary to include them both in this year’s Gauntlet Bar Supplement. Hence Surly, Remorseful and the rest of the gang grace our cover along with the lovely Miss Alison Gowling, the Gauntlet’s resident artist. After years of experience in the realms of drinking, bar… Continue reading 2001 Bar Supplement Introduction
Despite allegations of sleeping on the job, rampant gambling and mud-slinging, the Gauntlet stumbled drunkenly through another Tier II election. At the helm of the Academic Probation section next year will be Andrew "The Red" Ross, whose Viking army won a commanding victory over Kyle Siler. "I promise a year of pillaging, followed by raiding,… Continue reading All your votes are belong to us are belong to us
By Ryan Pike
Since 1985, the Darwin Awards have been doled out based on criteria from author Wendy Northcutt. The awards seek to point out astonishing levels of stupidity that render individuals sterile or deceased when previously they were mature and capable of sound judgement. Two recent news items have produced two strong award contenders — although only… Continue reading Protecting the stupid from themselves
“New energy, new impulse and new ideas.” This is how Clem Martini describes his new piece The Replacement, scheduled to open next week at Lunchbox Theatre. The Replacement is the story of Norman, a widowed man who decides to take the leap back into the dating world. He invites a woman over for dinner but… Continue reading U of C prof stirs up Lunchbox