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Ready to rock

By Russ Dyck

Classes were back in session Mon., Sept. 8, but long before we began filling the cheap, plastic lecture hall seats, the Dinos women’s soccer team was selected and anxiously awaiting the start of the 2003/04 season. Before we look forward to the upcoming season, let’s take a moment to reflect on the 2002/03 campaign. The… Continue reading Ready to rock

Dinos smell playoffs, taste nothing

By Kris Kotarski

All week Head Coach Robin Slot’s emotions meandered between extremes. He was like the Incredible Hulk: “Slot angry!” one day, “Slot satisfied!” the next.But this was not unfounded. The beleaguered “Slot Machine” lost his only goalkeeper to a concussion on Wednesday, beat the top-ranked team in Canada on Saturday, and saw his team lose to… Continue reading Dinos smell playoffs, taste nothing

Weekend Update

By Kris Kotarski

Friday November 16 11:20 a.m. Wake up. Thursday Den pain. 11:45 a.m. I have to interview the leader of the Communist Party of Canada. Only 15 minutes late! 12:00 p.m. Oh my God, what’s he talking about? 1:00 p.m. I am now a communist. From this moment on, he’s preaching to the converted. 1:30 p.m.… Continue reading Weekend Update

Like a death in the family

By Kris Kotarski

In her groundbreaking works about coping with mortality, Elizabeth Kubler Ross identified five distinct stages a human goes through when faced with death. So successful was her analysis that even the Simpsons paid tribute to her in the episode when Homer ate the poison blowfish. The women’s soccer team losing 2-1 to the University of… Continue reading Like a death in the family

Fun with Yanni

By Andrew Ross

 Back with Bizzaro Sports again. As usual, this is all made-up. The people in this story are real, but their actions and words are not. And thank god for that. -Gauntlet Sports Staff Megan Kinsella can at last dry her tears. The beleaguered Dinos swimmer, whose team came in second at Guelph last month, has… Continue reading Fun with Yanni

Dino’s magical shutout streak ends

By Kris Kotarski

It was perhaps the greatest streak University of Calgary soccer has ever seen. Suffocating defensive play and brilliant goaltending by second-year standout Taryn Swiatek positioned the Dinos on top of the Canada West standings. They were also perfect; six shutouts in six tries. Saturday’s game started like any other for the Dinos this season, with… Continue reading Dino’s magical shutout streak ends