Campus Security changes email alert language

Campus Security has added a statement to security alerts to emphasize that victims of sexual assault are not responsible for the actions of their attackers. The statement begins with “a victim of a crime is not responsible for a perpetrator’s actions.” Consent Awareness and Sexual Education club (CASE) president Emily Leedham said past security alerts… Continue reading Campus Security changes email alert language

Eating the evidence doesn’t work

Two of three notable heists on campus were foiled, an off-campus visitor encountered unforeseen difficulties and a drunken concert-goer became irate when he was bit by another individual in a what has been a strange couple of months for Campus Security. In September, Campus Security was called to inspect a break-in at the exams office… Continue reading Eating the evidence doesn’t work

Campus security report: adventures with pantless men

Making great strides to undermine the notion that human beings are rational creatures, two separate men forced Campus Security to deal with them when they proved incapable of wearing their pants properly– if at all. In August, CS officers found a man wandering around lot 32 in only his underwear. When confronted, the man claimed… Continue reading Campus security report: adventures with pantless men

Security shenanigans

Campus Security dealt with lost children, a city bylaw sticker hoax, students attempting to climb a crane, break dancers gone wild and a moose during what should be the quietest part of their year. Even with many students gone for the summer, the University of Calgary is still full with conference guests and children attending… Continue reading Security shenanigans

Drunks are stupid: campus security report

“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?” While the Campus Security Report for the month of May resembles the dullest episode of To Serve and Protect more closely than Cops Uncensored, troublemakers around campus still did strange and wacky things in May, especially after consuming large amounts of alcohol. Perhaps the best example of liquor… Continue reading Drunks are stupid: campus security report

March debauchery

The combination of alcohol and loud music forced one man to part ways with his punk.During the Frostbite Festival on Mar. 9, a young man who had had his share of the hooch found his way on stage and began dancing with the band. He then "stage dived" into the crowd, expecting to be caught.… Continue reading March debauchery

Short month proves eventful for Campus Security

February may be the shortest month, but Campus Security still had plenty of incidents to deal with. Officers assisted Den staff in removing a student caught stealing beer from the Black Lounge. The young man was not concerned with the beer from the storage room, taking a more direct approach. “He was helping himself,” said… Continue reading Short month proves eventful for Campus Security